Wild Cams

Of all the meaningless gifts that my ex-boyfriend gave me during the futile two years we stayed together, the porn web cam was by far the most valuable thing he ever gave me. What happened was, he was assigned to consult on a hotel project in Hawaii, and was going to have to be on some remote side of one of the islands with nothing but a hotel room, a phone, and an Internet connection. Since we were very much newly in love and enjoying the sexual revelry that accompanies most new relationships, he decided to set up our own kind of porn webcam system to ‘keep in touch’ while he was gone. His laptop was already fitted with a great little porn cam, and he went out to the electronics store and picked my up a cute little pink porn webcam that clips to my computer’s monitor.

I don’t really care to reminisce over the lame and awkward attempts we made to create a romantic interaction between ourselves through our porn webcam setup, since one of the problems with my ex was that he always seemed to focus on himself, wasn’t very creative at all, and generally could last for no more than 5 minutes, which meant our porn web cam sex essentially boiled down to me stripping while he jacked off for a few minutes muttering “oh yeah baby” repetitively while I feigned orgasm.

The reason I appreciate my porn cam so much, is that after we broke up and I had to support myself again, I used this porn webcam to get a job as a live sex video chat performer, and started making almost as much as my ex was making in his boring office job. With this much money coming in every month from my porn web cam, I got over that relationship with ease, and am now financially independent and enjoying dating with the knowledge that I can pay for dates with my own money if I wanted to.